MY SWAG!

vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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after i fainted
nurse: how many fingers?
me: 3 with some lube

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cannabispie:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Sitting Like Humans [x]

Previously: Cats Wearing Animal Hats

this is so my cat lol